When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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