I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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