That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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