chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
