absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
time to smoke my breakfast
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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