New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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