Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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