its not stalking. its research.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We got so high we made milksteak
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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