I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
