ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
my god I love twenty year old dicks
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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