One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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