i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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