I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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