I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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