i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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