And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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