How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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