Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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