I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up under a house in Key West
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
