that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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