I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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