I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
