Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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