I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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