Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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