He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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