At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
dude. I can hear the air.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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