I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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