at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
