it wasn't lemon gatorade
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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