Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Rumble strips road head = magical
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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