I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
