Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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