I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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