Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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