69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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