I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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