Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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