i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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