Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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