how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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