I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
