well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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