I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
