Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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