with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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