32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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