Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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