Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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