yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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