Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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