Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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