It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
