you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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