No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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