Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
farters have to be the big spoon...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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